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Of course, there’ll be a special, heartfelt meme dedicated especially to LeBron’s Cramp Game. #LeBroning, folks.

Throw it down, old man!

It’s such a shame that the well-played, back-and-forth, highly entertaining Game 1 of the NBA Finals was overshadowed by one guy’s stiffening leg muscles and a non-functioning air-conditioner. Thankfully, we’ll always have Ray Allen’s WTF throwback throwdown on the break. Sit yo ass down, Father Time. You’ve just been posterized.

MUTOMBOOOOOOOOOO!

We’ll never look at pizza the same way again.

The biggest news about the Lakers these past few weeks

Most of you have probably seen the photo of NBA hopeful and former UCLA stud Zach LaVine showcasing his 46-inch vertical leap in a workout with the L.A. Lakers. He can jump higher than Vince Carter, Nate Robinson, and, just a hunch, Big Baby Davis. Well, surprise surprise, someone captured LaVine’s one giant leap on video.

Shouldn’t there be a waiver for this?

This is probably the reason why Charles Barkley quipped that San Antonio women are fat. Meet the NBA Finals Sandwich at the AT&T Center. It consists of pork, brisket, sausage, three kinds of cheeses, “Mexican Coca-Cola caramelized onions,” three barbecue sauces, three pieces of toast, and a prescription for all sorts of high-blood medicine. It costs $12.50 or almost P600.