Tweets of the Day: July 4

July 5, 2014

With free agency in full swing, the biggest names in the NBA are making headlines—not for having big games—but for taking meetings. That’s how awesome the off-season has been. While we grind our teeth and clench our toes waiting for a decision on where Melo and LeBron will take their talents to, let’s marvel at how Chris Kaman is really Chris Rock trapped in a seven-foot German body.

So I was taking a nap on my floaty and got a phone call….. http://t.co/yeblEj0PxZ

— Chris Kaman (@ChrisKaman) July 4, 2014

Then I woke up picked up my cell phone…. http://t.co/vW7xbOvm44

— Chris Kaman (@ChrisKaman) July 4, 2014

Then had a offer presented to me….. http://t.co/yo9h1oulrO

— Chris Kaman (@ChrisKaman) July 4, 2014

Dang everyone already knows about the Portland deal already?! I think the media has illegal wire taps going on…

— Chris Kaman (@ChrisKaman) July 4, 2014

Looks like the first thing I need to do in Portland is to make it safe for my family and take out some cougars! http://t.co/LfOTRBKTRR

— Chris Kaman (@ChrisKaman) July 4, 2014

#HoopIdea: Has any team applied for more cap space than allowed? Like upping a credit card limit? Something to try.

— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) July 4, 2014

How dare these prospective employees interview with multiple employers to determine the best possible work environment.

— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) July 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/TomFornelli/statuses/484880135884005376

Phil's pitch to Melo: "Kobe's a hassle to play with"
Kobe's pitch to Melo: "At least I'm not JR Smith"

— LA Sports Radio (@LASportsRadio) July 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/russbengtson/statuses/484865559419305984

If Knicks retain Melo, as so many expect, they've actually got two very peruasive Pau Gasol recruiters: @PhilJackson11 and @josemcalderon8

— Marc Stein (@TheSteinLine) July 3, 2014