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Starting 5ive: Upper B Marathon

April 2, 2015
Almost 30 Upper B episodes in and this is what we know so far: Renren may or may not play for Kia next season; Charles doesn’t know what ‘papag’ is; Tito Mico can provide the answers; Suzy likes point guards; and Jai is the MVP of absenteeism one-liners. Here are the five most viewed episodes of the craziest basketball talk show this side of the Internet. You’re welcome.

The Other Kobe

Charles: I really hope that he’d be able to play in UCLA, ‘yun ang pinaka-importante. Na-recruit ka nga eh pano kung magpalit bigla ng coach? Pagna-bench ka, wala din.

 

Orton’s proverbial balls

Suzy: I think it really comes down to the size of his balls. I think they’re humongous…his proverbial balls are humongous for him to be able to say what he did.

 

Terrence Romeo’s abs

Carlo: Based on his All-Star performance, I think Terrence Romeo could be the abs of the PBA…Honestly, if he could be the face of the PBA, I think he can be because he is that talented. But is he in the situation where he could be the face of the PBA? I don’t think so.

 

Mr. Fourth Quarter

Jai (to Renren): Nabantayan mo ba si Jolas?

 

The Dick Ramos Episode

Jai: Dapat pangalan niya Dick.