The Other Kobe
Charles: I really hope that he’d be able to play in UCLA, ‘yun ang pinaka-importante. Na-recruit ka nga eh pano kung magpalit bigla ng coach? Pagna-bench ka, wala din.
Orton’s proverbial balls
Suzy: I think it really comes down to the size of his balls. I think they’re humongous…his proverbial balls are humongous for him to be able to say what he did.
Terrence Romeo’s abs
Carlo: Based on his All-Star performance, I think Terrence Romeo could be the abs of the PBA…Honestly, if he could be the face of the PBA, I think he can be because he is that talented. But is he in the situation where he could be the face of the PBA? I don’t think so.
Mr. Fourth Quarter
Jai (to Renren): Nabantayan mo ba si Jolas?
The Dick Ramos Episode
Jai: Dapat pangalan niya Dick.