The future of Philippine basketball is in good hands, as the impressive run at the recent SEA Games proved. But how would these young players fare in an NBA Draft scouting report? Pretty good, we assume. Since we can’t say for sure, we tried using SB Nation’s “silly” scouting report generator. What we found out will shock you.

As SB Nation said: “Remember: It’s OK to have fun online.”

KIEFER RAVENA

https://youtu.be/V0b_-VfA2L0

Dribbling using elbows should be a strength, right?

 

ALMOND VOSOTROS

Do you know who said, “Larry’s not white, Larry’s clear” in Space Jam? Almond Vosotros does.

 

TROY ROSARIO

Having great taste in retro jerseys is key to a fruitful life.

 

MAC BELO

There’s vegan. Then there’s oppressively vegan.

 

RAYRAY PARKS

Rayray Parks isn’t a morning person, apparently.

 

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