With only 23 days to go until the 2015-2016 NBA season tips off, let’s take an in-depth look at the new, um, looks that some of the players are sporting because what the hell else are we supposed to talk about during the offseason?
DANILO GALLINARI
This new look says: I was pretty much irrelevant for the most of last season, so why not? Also, did you see me at the 2015 EuroBasket? I absolutely killed it.
DERON WILLIAMS
This new looks says: My career has been on a steady decline and I’m really looking forward to a fresh start. Plus, this new look will give people something to talk about other than my 38.7 field goal percentage last season.
ANDREW BOGUT
This new look says: I’m now an NBA champion. F*ck it.
JEREMY LIN
This new look says: I’ve been on three teams already since Linsanity. I’ve seen things.
GEORGE HILL
This new look says: Paul George is back? We traded for Monta Ellis? F*ck it.
