The NBA season is upon us, which means it’s time for political analysts to put on their jerseys and become basketball analysts for at least eight months. Because we all have something witty/deep/funny/rude to say about the best sport in the world, here are today’s hot takes in true memasabi lang fashion. The BuhayBasket staff present: The Daily Mema.NBA opening day was awesome, per usual. Everything went smoothly for LeBron, Dame, Kyrie, Rodney Hood’s fantasy team owners, Kawhi, Lamarcus, Jonathon Simmons–basically everyone. Except the Golden State Warriors. Particularly Javale McGee.
JEFF: That Simmons block will give Dubs fans nightmares tonight, too soon for a refresher of THAT Bron block. Speaking of nightmares, the Knicks played today, too (cue DRose brick).
ENZO: Damian Lillard is for real. He’s not wasting anytime cementing his spot in the All-Star Game. Also, you gotta feel for Melo. Always living under the shadow of LeBron’s greatness. And the NBA was nice enough to have him present for the ring ceremony.
MONTY: Either napagod si Steph and KD sa moshpit ni ‘Ye or naapektuhan talaga sila sa ESPN article sa kanila. Obviously, Klay was out of rhythm. Plus, they have to adjust pag nag-small ball sila, kasi mukhang nag-adjust na ‘yung mga kalaban nila.
ELVIS: Ang pinakamalaking kawalan na nakita ko sa Golden State ay nawalan sila ng size, especially ng rim protector. Akalain mong si Bogutierrez pala ang pinaka-important player nila.
JON: The 2016-2017 season is Kawhi’s version of Kobe Bryant: The Post-Shaq Years. Wala na kasi si Duncan, nagpa-party na sa Old Navy.