By Jon Carlos Rodriguez
On February 8, 2018, the Cleveland Cavaliers did a cold, heartless thing: it broke up with six of its players. That’s right, six (more) players are now ex-Cavs, which means there are six names to stalk to tick off these key post-breakup questions: How are they doing now? Have they moved on? Are they happy? Are they better without LeBron? Who won the breakup? Let the stalking begin.Slow Tuesday: What If the ‘04 Wolves Beat the Lakers?
By Jeff Arrienda
In 2004, the Minnesota Timberwolves lost to the LA Lakers in the Western Conference Finals. But what if they made it all the way to the championship?Slow Tuesday: Karl-Anthony Towns High-Fives Himself, A Play-By-Play
By Jon Carlos Rodriguez
Don’t leave your teammates hanging. It’s the simplest rule, really, but in an intense and high stakes game, some teammates tend to forget to give some love. Ditching the ritual at a fun-centric All-Star Game though? There’s just no excuse.Slow Tuesday: Celebrating Tiago Splitter
By Jon Carlos Rodriguez
Tiago Splitter, the first Brazilian ever to win an NBA title, has announced his retirement. Let’s celebrate his seven-year career, shall we?Slow Tuesday: Zach LaVine Cancels JaKarr Sampson, A Play-by-Play
By Jon Carlos Rodriguez
Because there was no Cavs drama, the best thing that happened today was the hideous thing that Zach LaVine did to one JaKarr Sampson.Slow Tuesday: Jason Kidd Spills Drink, A Play-By-Play
By Jon Carlos Rodriguez
Have you ever seen the greatest trick that Jason Kidd ever pulled as a coach? There’s a video of this on YouTube, and it’s the most entertaining thing you’ll ever watch today. Probably.Slow Tuesday: Michael Beasley Talked About the Human Brain, A Play-By-Play
By Jon Carlos Rodriguez
Have you ever heard Michael Beasley give his insights about the human brain? There’s a video of this rare highlight reel on YouTube, and it’s the most entertaining thing you’ll ever watch today. Probably.Slow Tuesday: Terrence Romeo Ate Spicy Noodles, A Play-By-Play
By Jon Carlos Rodriguez
Have you ever seen Terrence Romeo eat a whole chicken with spicy noodles? There’s a video of this rare highlight reel on YouTube, and it’s the most entertaining thing you’ll ever watch today. Probably.